Roadwork Ruminators Gifts

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man with Stop Signs.

Cars driving down barcode road.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Winter Roadwork...

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Cement Contractor Dreams

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

Men resting.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Men at Work

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

A Better Life

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Road Work Ahead

Caution Working Family

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.