Roadwork Ruminators T-Shirts

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I found another pothole.'

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man with Stop Signs.

Cars driving down barcode road.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Winter Roadwork...

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Men resting.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Cement Contractor Dreams

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Men at Work

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

A Better Life

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Caution Working Family

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

Road Work Ahead

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'