Country Road Rambler Gifts

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Hillbilly.

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