Country Road Rambler Gifts

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

The Pooperrazzi

Fishing Contest

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Coarse Fishing.

A heron wearing waders.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."