Race Track Rambler Gifts

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"I can see our house from here."

Dam it all

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Airport Cheerleader

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

'Fire straw one!'