Racecourse Rambler Gifts

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Artex cartoon

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Airport Cheerleader

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."