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-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

A heron wearing waders.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Coarse Fishing.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Airport Cheerleader

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

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