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'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

A heron wearing waders.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Coarse Fishing.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'