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"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

The Pooperrazzi

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Fishing Contest

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'