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"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

The Pooperrazzi

Fishing Contest

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Snake Dress-Up

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"I asked you to come alone."

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'