Rabbit Rambler Gifts

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

The Pooperrazzi

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

Coarse Fishing.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."