Rooster Rambler Gifts

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"I can see our house from here."

Souvenirs.

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"I asked you to come alone."

Airport Cheerleader

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

"You turned all night long!"

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."