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"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Airport Cheerleader

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"I asked you to come alone."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

"You turned all night long!"

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."