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'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

Coarse Fishing.

A heron wearing waders.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Airport Cheerleader

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

A Better Life

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."