Rotation Rambler Gifts

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Dam it all

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

Coarse Fishing.

A heron wearing waders.

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Airport Cheerleader

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

Whatever it is I usually think about.

A Better Life

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.