Rambler Gifts

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Artex cartoon

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Licensing Officer

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly