Rambler Mugs

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Artex cartoon

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Coarse Fishing.

A heron wearing waders.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Licensing Officer

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Hillbilly.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'