Road Rambler Gifts

A Better Life

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

'Fire straw one!'

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!