Road Rambler Scribbler Gifts

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Information booth attendant solves equation

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Writer’s Corner

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

'Fire straw one!'