Scribbler Gifts

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Kate Atkinson

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Writer’s Corner

"Maybe you should buy a computer so it looks like you're working"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"The guy is a surgeon, how can he have such shaky handwriting?"

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Will Self deprecation

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

OOPS!

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

Writer's Block

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

A pen spewing letters