Retro Rambler Gifts

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

'Fire straw one!'

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

A Hunting Party.

Country Cat/City Car

Tourism

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

"They say if you're around animals long enough you start acting like them. Carl raises mules."

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'