Rustic Rambler Gifts

Hillbilly.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

A heron wearing waders.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Coarse Fishing.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'Fire straw one!'