Reflective Rambler Gifts

"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to conservative

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Artex cartoon

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Fire straw one!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Country Cat/City Car