Reflective Rambler Mugs

"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to conservative

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Artex cartoon

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

'Fire straw one!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'