Nostalgic Rambler Mugs

A drive in the park

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

An Appreciation

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

The Pooperrazzi

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Rest area - 12 mile.

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"