Nostalgic Rambler Pillows

A drive in the park

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

An Appreciation

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

The Pooperrazzi

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'