Romantic Rambler Pillows

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"I can see our house from here."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

Hillbilly.

'Fire straw one!'

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

Witch on a broom.

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'