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'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

The Pooperrazzi

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Hillbilly.

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

Witch on a broom.

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

'Fire straw one!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

A Hunting Party.

Country Cat/City Car

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'