Romantic Riddler T-Shirts

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Multi-Tasking

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.'

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

Dancing in tailcoats

Hugging Technique #14

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"It was the first dance we've gone to in years. He tried to trip the light fantastic and he tripped."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

Kissing bench with rockers

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Clash Of The Titans

"My hobbies are Celia, Irene, Trisha and Jane."

Long walks on the beach. . . after 15 years of marriage.

Mr. and Mrs. Jones's Walking Tour.

"Frankly, I'd rather be crossing the road."