Romantic Riddler T-Shirts

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Multi-Tasking

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

Hugging Technique #14

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.'

Dancing in tailcoats

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"It was the first dance we've gone to in years. He tried to trip the light fantastic and he tripped."

Kissing bench with rockers

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Do you believe in serial monogamy? I did until I found out it wasn't spelled "cereal."

Clash Of The Titans

"My hobbies are Celia, Irene, Trisha and Jane."

Mr. and Mrs. Jones's Walking Tour.

"Frankly, I'd rather be crossing the road."

Long walks on the beach. . . after 15 years of marriage.