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"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Sphinx Comes Alive

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Artist in Residence

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

How Much Wood could a Woodchuck Chuch?

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

Hillbilly.

Bikini Between Buildings

Riverside Homes For Sale

'Ok, interns, this elderly female presents with symptoms stemming from drosophila ingestion. Thoughts? Prognosis?'

'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'

"Look, it's not ideal but we both have to live with it."

'Your test results are in, Mr. Znarfendorg, and you seem to have Znarfendorg's syndrome.'

'It's the only affordable housing we could afford.'

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

"Frankly, I'd rather be crossing the road."

"The prodigal son never left."

'Twelve years if college, medical school, internship and residency and it never occured to me that I'd have to work the night shift.'