Road-crossing Riddler T-Shirts

"Frankly, I'd rather be crossing the road."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'I see you crossing a road...'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'

"And in this fantasy, I dream of a world where I can cross the road without having my motives questioned."

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

"There seems to be only two types of motorway - those under construction and those under repair!"

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

Sheep and policeman

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'