Road-crossing Riddler Gifts

"Frankly, I'd rather be crossing the road."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'I see you crossing a road...'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'

"And in this fantasy, I dream of a world where I can cross the road without having my motives questioned."

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.

"There seems to be only two types of motorway - those under construction and those under repair!"

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

The Ask Sadie Marathon continues. Real readers ask read questions, but with a twist … Thumpa thumpa. Thumpa thumpa rumpa. The Ask Sadie Marathon, now with house music. I'm gonna thumpa thumpa rumpa rumpa. Uh oh, format change. Thumpa rumpa thumpa rumpa THUMPA THUMPA.

Gridlock on the Yellow Brick Road.

Cartoon Pass: Watch for Falling Anvils. . . Caution - Tunnel Ahead May Be Nothing More Than Black Paint!

Sheep and policeman

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'