Riddler-in-residence Gifts

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ZZZZZZZ Top

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Sphinx Comes Alive

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

Artist in Residence

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.'

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

How Much Wood could a Woodchuck Chuch?

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

Hillbilly.

Riverside Homes For Sale

Bikini Between Buildings

'Ok, interns, this elderly female presents with symptoms stemming from drosophila ingestion. Thoughts? Prognosis?'

'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'

"Look, it's not ideal but we both have to live with it."

'Your test results are in, Mr. Znarfendorg, and you seem to have Znarfendorg's syndrome.'

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

Do you believe in serial monogamy? I did until I found out it wasn't spelled "cereal."

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

'It's the only affordable housing we could afford.'

'Twelve years if college, medical school, internship and residency and it never occured to me that I'd have to work the night shift.'

"The prodigal son never left."

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.