Quirky Road Tripper Gifts

Cartoon Pass: Watch for Falling Anvils. . . Caution - Tunnel Ahead May Be Nothing More Than Black Paint!

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Cats on Board.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Motor Tourism

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Introducing Piza Island.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Sometimes Y Turn

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

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