Road Tripper Gifts

'Oh no - a Highwayman!'

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"Try honking again."

"Are we there yet?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Caution: Trees obscuring view of forest next 5 miles.

The end is near. Are we nearly there yet?

Road signs - somewhere, anywhere, nowhere.

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

GPS Recalculating.

Honk if you've committed a crime.

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

Drive-through dentistry

Please use tunnel vision,

'That's the sixth time we've passed that sign.'

Grey area ahead.

"It seems like we already have plenty of driverless cars."

Big stone in the road

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

Traffic calming ahead. Prepare to be Mindful.

Helium (tanker truck)

Sign reads: 'Small town ahead - don't believe a word you heard.'

"Okay, now what?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?

Speed Bumps.

Highway Robbery

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

'Sorry, may bad. I thought you were texting.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'Perhaps an E.U. summit might help.'