Retro Road Tripper Gifts

"Are we there yet?"

'Let me look at that map...'

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

The Clean old Days.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"What old school? This is my life."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

You had me at vintage.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Inflating Boobs.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.