Retro Road Trip Enthusiast Gifts

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

How am I abducting?

Kardiff.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Computer Class.

Yes, That Was The Exit

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

'It's an antique!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."