Retro Travel Enthusiast Gifts

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Diner.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"And this is our media room."

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."