Vintage Travel Enthusiast Gifts

Carriage sliding on ice

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

Drag carriage mistaken for a circus caravan

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Second hand furniture.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Early model of baggage claim"

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'