Vintage Transportation Enthusiast Gifts

Cabman Takes a Wrong Turning

An uncle and his nephew travelling home for the holidays

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Run from the hills!

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

They Always Say That

How do fish get to work?

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'