Vintage Transport Enthusiasts Gifts

A man riding in a hansom cab for the first time

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Run from the hills!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

They Always Say That

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

London underground talks continued

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'