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A man riding in a hansom cab for the first time

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Run from the hills!

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

S**t Creek Halt

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

London underground talks continued

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'