Vintage Transport Aficionado Gifts

A carriage on the way to the station

The Last Cab-Driver

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Run from the hills!

Ever Given

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

London underground talks continued

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'