Retro Transportation Enthusiast Gifts

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Run from the hills!

'I'd kill for concrete.'

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

1930's bather.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

The Bonvoy Age...

Hackney-Coach Stands

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Where has he been so long?'

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Easier Said Than Done.

Vehicles driving into a hole.