Vintage Transport Lover Gifts

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Run from the hills!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

London underground talks continued

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Accommodating.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

Disappointment at the Sphinx

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