Vintage Transport Buff Gifts

Run from the hills!

Man on Omnibus Eating Periwinkles

Cabby flattering his fare

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Ever Given

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

London underground talks continued

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Where has he been so long?'

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

Railway accidents

Reaction.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'