Retro Transportation Enthusiasts Gifts

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Run from the hills!

"Mine's camper."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Sundial Watch

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'

Michael Jackson

"Mom, why is grandpop’s phone stuck to his wall?"

"I wasn't cable-ready."

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

Accommodating.

Way out man!

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"