Retro Transportation Enthusiasts Pillows

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Run from the hills!

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Sundial Watch

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'

Way out man!

"I wasn't cable-ready."

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

"Mom, why is grandpop’s phone stuck to his wall?"

Do you remember when all we had to remember were action dolls and scalextric?

Stone Age Bicycle Rack