Vintage Traveler Gifts

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

A distressed lady on a coach.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Two porters carry a king

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Sketches by Boz - Ticket Office at Coach Station

The Clean old Days.

"Metro North screwing up again!"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"It's a hybrid!"

A bit of Newlyn.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Anything to declare?'

Overdoing it.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads