Heritage Traveler Gifts

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Gone Fishing

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Welsh Lady

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'