Habitual Traveler Gifts

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Business-Class.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

US Airlines

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Colin V Longshore Drift

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Scarecrow Directions

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

How do you like the new suit?

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"Hi, honey—I'm home."

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Didn't they fly by earlier?"