Habitual Traveler Prints

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Business-Class.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

US Airlines

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Scarecrow Directions

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Colin V Longshore Drift

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

How do you like the new suit?

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

"Hi, honey—I'm home."